Space Jokes No. 1

Nine side-splitting jokes on the theme of space. Feel free to send the pdf to your friends - they'll be over the Moon!
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Question: Why is the Plumpy Goes To The Moon book so good?
Answer: Because it's out of this world!

Question: Was astronaut Plumpy the first dog in space?
Answer: No, it was Pluto!

Question: Why couldn't the Moon eat any more?
Answer: Because it was full!

Question: Why is the Sun famous?
Answer: Because it's a big star!

Question: Why is it boring on the Moon?
Answer: Because there's no atmosphere!

Question: Where does Astronaut Plumpy go to eat?
Answer: The lunch pad!

Question: And what does Astronaut Plumpy eat his lunch on?
Answer: A flying saucer!

Question: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Answer: Rocket!

Question: What did the cow jump over?
Answer: The Moooooooon!

When you've finished laughing, you can read what Plumpy gets up to on the Moon in the Plumpy Goes To The Moon book.