Ancient Egypt Limericks No. 1

Here are some funny limericks about Ancient Egypt. There once was a limerick about Egypt...errrr what rhymes with Egypt?
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An Egyptian hieroglyphic
Told a story most terrific
Of a Pharaoh called Plumpy
Squat and quite dumpy
With an appetite rather prolific

When Plumpy turned into a mummy
In his tomb he asked for things yummy
The pick of the bunch
A box of Dog Munch
Destined for our Plumpy's tummy

A one-humped camel did see
A camel with two who was free
A camel was born
The very next morn
With humps that numbered three!

Whilst walking one day by the Nile
Pharaoh Plumpy met a crocodile
He wasn’t too happy
When Crocky got snappy
Which made Plumpy run for a mile!

Find out what Plumpy gets up to in Ancient Egypt by reading the Plumpy The Pharaoh book.